Just Look Into Her False Colored Eyes....

I saw this woman outside of the mall a few weeks ago. I couldn't help but notice her interesting attire and Forever21 bags full to the brim.

Drawing by Me

Me: Excuse me ma'am, that's a lovely coat!

Old Woman: Thankyou! I got it for five dollars! Its not even real. There's a hole in the pocket.

Me: What a steal! It's fabulous.

Old Woman: I got it at a great flea market.

If I didn't know my history I might have thought I was speaking to Edie Sedgwick.